cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather
listening to a song about a relationship and thinking I can’t relate to this at all
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical